IO

The Earth is dying

Due to human pollution

I died of boredom

World War Z

Decent zombie film

Only Brad Pitt can conclude

This global outbreak

Christopher Robin

My heartstrings were pulled
Every time I saw Pooh's
Gormless little face

2019

It has been a while
Maybe I should use this blog
To post more this year

Tangled

Pleasing style throughout
Lots of inventive hair use
Better songs needed

4/5

The Human Centipede

Colour me surprised
Disgusting concept still, but
Not that bad a film

3/5

Wet Hot American Summer

Bizarrely funny
Parody of Eighties films
Enjoyed cheese soundtrack

3/5

This Is England

Could have done without
Eli from Emmerdale Farm
Otherwise, great film

4/5

Hot Rod

Best film fall ever
Brilliance through idiocy
Samberg's face - priceless

4/5

Alice In Wonderland

Misleading title
For a fun, charming 'sequel'
Best bit? Cheshire Fry

4/5

Toy Story 3

Best of trilogy
Tears, laughs, new toys aplenty
Gorgeous visuals

5/5

Round Two

Let's review some films
Haikus when I feel like it
No goals anymore

Garden State

I think I liked this
It was decent but quite slow
Would like more Braff films

4/5

Brothers

Maguire's rage was great
Perhaps needed ten more mins
To show full extent

4/5

Crazy Heart

Something was missing
Though on cusp of amazing
Should win Best Actor

4/5

Up In The Air

Clooney sacks people
Hates others tying him down
Yet is likeable

4/5

BASEketball

Made me laugh a bit
South Park voices are odd live
Should be a real sport

3/5

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

 

How could this be crap?

The only real monster here

Was disappointment

1/5

Whisper of the Heart

It's a Ghibli film
So little really happens
But it is lovely

4/5

The Time Traveller's Wife

Not as good as book
Should have been terrible but
Somehow, not too bad

3/5