IO

The Earth is dying

Due to human pollution

I died of boredom

World War Z

Decent zombie film

Only Brad Pitt can conclude

This global outbreak

Christopher Robin

My heartstrings were pulled
Every time I saw Pooh's
Gormless little face

2019

It has been a while
Maybe I should use this blog
To post more this year

Tangled

Pleasing style throughout
Lots of inventive hair use
Better songs needed

4/5

The Human Centipede

Colour me surprised
Disgusting concept still, but
Not that bad a film

3/5

Wet Hot American Summer

Bizarrely funny
Parody of Eighties films
Enjoyed cheese soundtrack

3/5

This Is England

Could have done without
Eli from Emmerdale Farm
Otherwise, great film

4/5

Hot Rod

Best film fall ever
Brilliance through idiocy
Samberg's face - priceless

4/5

Alice In Wonderland

Misleading title
For a fun, charming 'sequel'
Best bit? Cheshire Fry

4/5