Tangled

Pleasing style throughout
Lots of inventive hair use
Better songs needed

4/5

The Human Centipede

Colour me surprised
Disgusting concept still, but
Not that bad a film

3/5

Wet Hot American Summer

Bizarrely funny
Parody of Eighties films
Enjoyed cheese soundtrack

3/5

This Is England

Could have done without
Eli from Emmerdale Farm
Otherwise, great film

4/5

Hot Rod

Best film fall ever
Brilliance through idiocy
Samberg's face - priceless

4/5

Alice In Wonderland

Misleading title
For a fun, charming 'sequel'
Best bit? Cheshire Fry

4/5

Toy Story 3

Best of trilogy
Tears, laughs, new toys aplenty
Gorgeous visuals

5/5

Round Two

Let's review some films
Haikus when I feel like it
No goals anymore